Tagged: MRI

two hotties!…

little tobin: (sitting impatiently in waiting room) ugh i’m so sick of these nighttime MRI’s…
daughter: ditto…
(medical assistant comes out to gather us up)
little tobin: (eyes bugging out of her head, she drops in step behind him, mouthing at me & pointing at him aggressively) HOT HOT HOTTT…. holy HOTTIEEEEEE!
daughter: (trying not to burst out laughing at the unassuming attendant) stopppppp it! stop pointing!!
(he leads us into the oh so unfabulous waiting room)
little tobin: well hellooooooo…
daughter: (pretty sure she winked) oh my god!
medical assistant: (bewildered, like most) I just have a few questions for you…
little tobin: oh sure, fire away, i’ll answer anything…
daughter: (eye roll beyond all eye rolls)
medical assistant: (list completed) ok, we’ll be out in a few minutes for you…
little tobin: great! i’ll be here! ready, set to go! (big toothy grin)
daughter: you are killing me…
(he’s back to collect her)
little tobin: (she hops up out of the chair faster than i’ve seen in years) see ya!
(20 minutes later she exits – smiling from ear to ear)
daughter: what the heck you so happy about now?
little tobin: there was a second one in the room! hotter than the first! TWO hotties! i asked if i could take my top off…
daughter: but you didn’t have to take anything off…
little tobin: oh i know that…

hospital fashion?…

MRI lady: ok, you just have to put these pants on then we’ll be good to get started…
little tobin: what pants? are they flashy?
MRI lady: excuse me?
daughter: cool? sassy? trendy? got some personality? she’s a fashion plate…
little tobin: yeah, something snazzy...
MRI lady: here ya go (tossing what looks like a tarps worth of mint green pant)
little tobin: nope – sorry, not at all what we were talking about… she has got to be kiddin’ me?…
(and the stand-off begins… at midnight, in the MRI room, on a work night)