Tagged: fashion
slightly whorey?…
little tobin: well, HELLOOOO red boots! fancy, fancy, fancy…
daughter: do they look whorey?
little tobin: slightly…
daughter: that works…
little tobin: did you get me a pair too?!
(silence)
hospital fashion?…
MRI lady: ok, you just have to put these pants on then we’ll be good to get started…
little tobin: what pants? are they flashy?
MRI lady: excuse me?
daughter: cool? sassy? trendy? got some personality? she’s a fashion plate…
little tobin: yeah, something snazzy...
MRI lady: here ya go (tossing what looks like a tarps worth of mint green pant)
little tobin: nope – sorry, not at all what we were talking about… she has got to be kiddin’ me?…
(and the stand-off begins… at midnight, in the MRI room, on a work night)
age appropriateness…
little tobin: that top is SO cute! where’d ya get it?
daughter: forever 21…
little tobin: (somewhat spitting out her ginger ale from laughter) my god you are delusional!