Category: storm sandy
daughter: hey did you get batteries for the flashlights?
little tobin: yup got a few packs. also picked up a bunch of water and paper towels.
daughter: paper towels?
little tobin: what? we needed them!
daughter: ok fine. I got wine.
little tobin: did you get any food?
daughter: huh? nope, i thought you did.
little tobin: oh christ!
(can you eat paper towels in an emergency?)