Tagged: hospital

hospital fashion?…

MRI lady: ok, you just have to put these pants on then we’ll be good to get started…
little tobin: what pants? are they flashy?
MRI lady: excuse me?
daughter: cool? sassy? trendy? got some personality? she’s a fashion plate…
little tobin: yeah, something snazzy...
MRI lady: here ya go (tossing what looks like a tarps worth of mint green pant)
little tobin: nope – sorry, not at all what we were talking about… she has got to be kiddin’ me?…
(and the stand-off begins… at midnight, in the MRI room, on a work night)

5 hour appointment?…

daughter: how was your doctor’s appointment?
little tobin: oh it was fine… but gosh it took about 5 hours…
daughter: you were at the doctors for 5 hours?
little tobin: not really at the doctors, just at the hospital…
daughter: huh? what are you talking about…
little tobin: well for a few hours we were following some cute guys around…
daughter: are you freakin’ serious? you were stalking some guys at the hospital?!
little tobin: who the heck said stalking?! that’s crazy… we just followed him wherever he went…