Category: boys

people, person over?…

little tobin: so next week i’m going away for 4 days up to the lake…
daughter: what lake?
little tobin: the lake… jeez i don’t know, who cares. the point is i’m going away… you’ll have the place to yourself.
daughter: sounds great to me!
little tobin: so you can have people over…
daughter: huh?
little tobin: i mean peeeeeeoople… you know what i mean? like a person?
daughter: oh god, ok ok that’s fine…
little tobin: you understand what i’m talking about, right? a person…
daughter: ok listen, i GET it, now stop talking about it.
little tobin: i’m just sayin’…

i’m coming with you!…

little tobin: are you going on a date?!
daughter: NO…
little tobin: oh you so are, you little liar…
daughter: come on.. stop! i’m not…
little tobin: fine! then i’m coming with you (rushes to grab her boots, coat & camera) – ok READY!
daughter: oh my god NO!… remember when you followed me into my high school prom filming me with an oversized video camera that was TURNED OFF the entire time!
little tobin: yeah… that was funny… god you’ll never get over that one will you?
daughter: this is not going to go down like that lady!

who are you texting?!…

little tobin: what are you doing on that phone all the time? is that called texting?
daughter: yes yes… it’s texting, i’m just talking to a friend.. ok, jeezzzz…
little tobin: a friend, my ass! oh you are soooooo texting a boy!
daughter: yes i’m 13 yrs. old and texting a boy! oh my god, get off my case lady!
little tobin: i am going learn how to text too so i can text you AND this boy…
daughter: yeah good luck with that, i am not teaching you!