(trick or treat time… little tobin is holding the bowl of candy as i walk into the house)
little tobin: HEY HEY! guess what i am?
daughter: you don’t have costume on…
little tobin: oh yes i do! come on GUESS!
daughter: seriously just tell me.
little tobin: i’m your “sugar momma”!
daughter: oh my god what has happened to my life.
little tobin: you get it? holdin the candy… sugar… and i’m your mom “sugar momma”!
daughter: ohhhh i get it.