daughter: for the millionth time it’s just dark circles that i’ve had my whole life! if you go get a mirror i’ll harm you!
little tobin: oh hush! i’ll just grab it, you have to see – i am SO right…
daughter: yup and once again, they are dark circles! but thanks for bringing up a repressed memory of you spackling me with concealer as a kid!…
little tobin: hey you should date so and so.
(name withheld, as we all know little tobin is a stickler for privacy)
daughter: no thanks, he likes strippers and coke heads.
daughter: and obviously i’m neither of those!
little tobin: that’s good to know.
daughter: was there a doubt!?
little tobin: well you do sniff a lot…
daughter: oh my god for the last time, i have ALLERGIES!