little tobin: are you going on a date?!
little tobin: oh you so are, you little liar…
daughter: come on.. stop! i’m not…
little tobin: fine! then i’m coming with you (rushes to grab her boots, coat & camera) – ok READY!
daughter: oh my god NO!… remember when you followed me into my high school prom filming me with an oversized video camera that was TURNED OFF the entire time!
little tobin: yeah… that was funny… god you’ll never get over that one will you?
daughter: this is not going to go down like that lady!
little tobin: hey you should date so and so.
(name withheld, as we all know little tobin is a stickler for privacy)
daughter: no thanks, he likes strippers and coke heads.
daughter: and obviously i’m neither of those!
little tobin: that’s good to know.
daughter: was there a doubt!?
little tobin: well you do sniff a lot…
daughter: oh my god for the last time, i have ALLERGIES!