wow! you look awful…
little tobin: why do you have a black eye?!
daughter: what the heck are you talking about!? i do not have a black eye!
little tobin: oh yes, you sure do… it’s purple and black and dark and all under your eye.
i think you might actually have 2 but your right one is way worse. i’ll be right back…
daughter: for the millionth time it’s just dark circles that i’ve had my whole life! if you go get a mirror i’ll harm you!
little tobin: oh hush! i’ll just grab it, you have to see – i am SO right…
daughter: for the millionth time it’s just dark circles that i’ve had my whole life! if you go get a mirror i’ll harm you!
little tobin: oh hush! i’ll just grab it, you have to see – i am SO right…
(scurrying to obviously get a mirror to prove her point that i must have been punched in both my eyes and not have been aware of it!)
little tobin: look! they look awful…
daughter: yup and once again, they are dark circles! but thanks for bringing up a repressed memory of you spackling me with concealer as a kid!…
daughter: yup and once again, they are dark circles! but thanks for bringing up a repressed memory of you spackling me with concealer as a kid!…
little tobin: oh please – i never did that…well never against your will…
little tobin & daughter 