Tagged: TV

tv habits…

little tobin: hey can you fix the TV for me?…
daughter: sure…  but can you tell me why it’s frozen on the playboy channel!
little tobin: OH NEVERMIND! neverminddddddd!… it got stuck, oh stop, i wasn’t watching that, i was just flipping through, oh come on, stop giving me those eyes, it froze on it, i swear, i swear!
daughter: likely story lady…

careers…

retirement career options we have ruled out while watching a marathon of HOMELAND:

1. war hero (kinda obvious)
2. celebrity (we like our privacy)
3. CIA agent (much too stressful, not enough sleep or proper nutrition)
4. pavement layer (re-paving road while we were watching, way to noisy for our delicate ears)