little tobin: hey can you fix the TV for me?…
daughter: sure…  but can you tell me why it’s frozen on the playboy channel!
little tobin: OH NEVERMIND! neverminddddddd!… it got stuck, oh stop, i wasn’t watching that, i was just flipping through, oh come on, stop giving me those eyes, it froze on it, i swear, i swear!
daughter: likely story lady…