little tobin: oh my god, NO! who raised you? it’s more about murder. and you’re thinking snuff film, perv…
daughter: either way, not the best nickname…
little tobin: he loves it, i’m sticking with it. unless you want the cats back???
daughter: snuff box it is!
daughter: upstairs – minding my own business
little tobin: downstairs – a slight scream
ahhhhhhh he’s assing me, he’s assing me, he’s ASSING ME!!!
daughter: oh my god, how much do I NOT want to go downstairs and see what is going on
mom! what the heck are you yelling about??
(the cat had backed into her on the couch…crisis solved.)