daughter: upstairs – minding my own business
little tobin: downstairs – a slight scream
ahhhhhhh he’s assing me, he’s assing me, he’s ASSING ME!!!
daughter: oh my god, how much do I NOT want to go downstairs and see what is going on
mom! what the heck are you yelling about??

(the cat had backed into her on the couch…crisis solved.)