little tobin: hey how does this look? (completely serious look on her face)
daughter: you have no pants on…
little tobin: so, what does that matter? just come on, how does it look? (doing a half spin sort of move, still with no pants)
daughter: stop! can’t judge without the full outfit, put some freakin’ pants on.
little tobin: maybe this IS the full outfit.
daughter: oh god!
little tobin: how do my eyebrows look?
daughter: (long perplexed pause)
little tobin: i enhanced them with liner…
daughter: oh right. yes, i would have never known.
little tobin: jerk.
little tobin: hey do you know about this thing called skypers?
daughter: if you are talking about skype, then yup.
little tobin: yeah exactly. Do you have to wear pants on skypers?
daughter: who the hell are you skyping?
little tobin: what does that matter!?… a friend, if you must know.
daughter: why you being so cagey?
little tobin: just answer the question! pants or not?
daughter: depends on the friend! HEHEHE!
little tobin: oh jesus, come on!… grrrrrrrrr.