(exchanging heart-shaped boxes full of chocolate…)

daughter: ok i’m not going to touch that box of chocolates – haven’t been to the gym in a week!
little tobin: me either! and i’m way fatter than you!…let’s hide them…
daughter: or we could just throw them away…
little tobin: well, but you know, i’m not above getting them out of the trash…
daughter: oh this is so true, we could put them in the trash outside?
little tobin: nahh, how about down the garbage disposal?
daughter: yes, perfect!
little tobin & daughter: (voiced like they are going into battle with the chocolates) TO THE DISPOSAL!!!
(sort of running with offending chocolates in hand)

(happy valentines from lt&d…)