little tobin: you know what i think might wrong with you?
daughter: (oh god) the fact that i’ve been trying to grow this pixie cut out for a year…
little tobin: huh? no what the heck does that mean?
daughter: nothing, nevermind. what’s your theory?
little tobin: you’re just too picky.
daughter: nope, i can be absolutely certain that’s not my problem.