tractor pulls? they exist…

daughter: they still have tractor pulls?
little tobin: oh yeah of course, people are obsessed with their tractors.
daughter: are you kidding me? do they pull the tractor or do the tractors pull things?
little tobin: oh who the hell knows. want to join? i have the muscles, you can drive.
daughter: ummm no, i’ll pass.
little tobin: come on, we could do it. feel my muscle?
daughter: i’m not going to feel your muscle, stoopppp.
little tobin: (continuing to flex) this could totally pull a tractor – well a small one, well maybe a mower, a push mower.

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